Friday, 9 October 2026

Dan Richards and the Imaginary Hidden Cave



Yesterday, Graham Hancock's hairy foulmouth protégé, Dan Richards from Spokane Washington USA, was featured on the popular conspiracy theory Jo Rogan podcast [ Joe Rogan Experience #2563 - Dan Richards Oct 8, 2026] and they were discussing Jason Colavito's article "The 1909 Grand Canyon Hoax" concerning the original report of the existence of the imaginary Kincaid Cave. Halfway through Richards blurts out:
"Now, I do know that Jason guy, and he's um kind of a two-faced piece of crap, so I wouldn't trust everything that he says here. If he saw something that flew in the face of his narrative, he will not report it. [...] He's a professional debunker. That's um, basically, Yeah, I, I... He's... He's one, If you ask Graham Hancock to list off the top ten pieces of shit that argue with him, this guy's name's going to come up".
Quite where that kind of language comes from is unclear. The post to which they are referring mostly is a reprint, for the record, of the 1909 article. I know Jason Colavito's work and rate it highly. Dan Richards, however... His record speaks for itself. He also attacks people indiscriminately and when they respond to his bile, he plays the victim at the drop of a hat (as we see in this clip).

The Kincaid "Cave", Arizona, Part of America's Fake Past




The Claim: An Ancient Egyptian Colony in Arizona

On April 5, 1909, the Arizona Gazette published a sensational front-page story titled “Explorations in the Grand Canyon.” The article claimed that a massive, sophisticated network of underground tunnels big enough to house up to 50000 people had been discovered carved into the cliffs of the Marble Canyon region of the Grand Canyon.

According to the report, the expedition was led by two men, Professors S.A. Jordan and G.E. Kincaid, who were allegedly funding the excavation on behalf of the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C. The article detailed the discovery there of mummies, hundreds of advanced artefacts, including weapons, copper tools, and tablets covered in hieroglyphic writing. Most shockingly, the text claimed these artefacts dated back to the era of Pharaoh Ramses II (around 1250 BCE), suggesting [if true] that Old World ancient Egyptians had settled the region before the ancestors of Indigenous Americans, like the Ancient Puebloans.

The original text states that the entrance was located on the east wall of the canyon, "some 42 miles up the river from the El Tovar Crystal Canyon" (now known as the Bright Angel Creek area near the South Rim's El Tovar Hotel), sitting roughly 2,000 feet above the river bed. Following these directions, modern searchers place "Kincaid's Cave" in the Marble Canyon region or the upper portions of the main Grand Canyon. Specifically, it corresponds to the eastern ridge of the canyon just north of the Kwagunt Rapids, directly across the river from the 'Nankoweap Granaries' (approximate Coordinates: 36°18'24"N, 111°50'24"W).

The story continues to be recycled today, fuelled by idiocy and the fact that several Grand Canyon landmarks currently bear Egyptian names (such as the "Isis Temple" and "Horus Temple").

The Arizona Gazette story is unequivocally an early example of American fake news. The narrative collapses under scrutiny for several reasons:

• Non-Existent Investigators: The Smithsonian Institution has checked its archives repeatedly and possesses absolutely no record of any employees, affiliates, or contractors named "Professor Jordan" or "G.E. Kincaid." Neither man left behind a paper trail, academic publications, or any verifiable credentials.

• Zero Archival or Artefactual Evidence: The Smithsonian has no record of ever receiving, cataloguing, or storing Egyptian artefacts recovered from anywhere in North or South America. In the early 1900s, museum professionals already utilized meticulous, multi-layered logbooks to track acquisitions.

• Complete Lack of Documentation: For a self-proclaimed breakthrough of this magnitude, the article featured no photographs, site sketches, or technical field notes. No legitimate artefact from this alleged "cave" has ever been produced for peer review.

• Telltale Editorial Errors: The original 1909 article repeatedly refers to the "Smithsonian Institute" rather than its official, legal name, the Smithsonian Institution. This is a classic hallmark of a fabrication written by an outsider unfamiliar with the organization.

• If there were 50k people living in underground caves there, by what means was enough food transported to them from outside (AI suggests ballpark figure of 25k to 45k metric tons annually) without leaving traces of a satellite -visible transport network all leading to this cave?

• The Linguistic Coincidence: The Egyptian names given to the canyon's geological monuments (like Isis and Apollo Temples) were actually bestowed by Clarence Dutton, a 19th-century geologist who surveyed the region in 1882. He simply chose names from Egyptian, Roman, and Arthurian mythology because he found the rock formations majestic, not because any artefacts were found there.

• Misunderstood "Off-Limits" Zones: Modern conspiracy theorists often claim the government makes parts of the canyon "off-limits" to hide the cave. In reality, these restricted zones exist for safety, ecological preservation, and Indigenous sovereignty. Many sections belong to the Hualapai, Havasupai, and Navajo reservations, who restrict tourism to protect their traditional lands and sacred heritage.

It seems pretty clear that the 1909 article was a slow-newsday fabrication engineered by a bored or creative journalist to boost newspaper sales, a common practice in the era of yellow journalism in America and still practiced there to an disturbing degree.

Thursday, 1 October 2026

Questions for the Durupinar 'Expedition'


@peterpeccavi has some excellent questions for the Durupinar Expedition team who have just prematurely announced the results of their fieldwork
Meanwhile another comment to the team seems to me just as perceptive...



Sunday, 27 September 2026

The Ethiopian Bible Scam



 



Matt Whitman, 'Amazon is Selling Fake Bibles (The Ethiopian Bible Scam)',   Aug 26, 2026

"Fake AI slop Ethiopian Bibles on Amazon's bestselling Bible charts. If you have interest in books that aren't a part of the core-66 biblical canon, don't get tricked by scammers".


https://youtu.be/_BW11fRz188?si=zMPYfnAzDtm61qWK.

Tuesday, 15 September 2026

The US Durupinar Expedition's "Rock Scanner" Finds "Petrified Wood" Rock

"Died Suddenly" (@DiedSuddenly_ 15/9/2016) writes

" Died Suddenly is proud to be an official partner of this world-shaking scientific study".
 But, ah, ... "This one came back as haematite", uh-oh. Guess they don't learn much about rocks in US schools... 

Died Suddenly @DiedSuddenly_
Possible Petrified Wood identified at the Durupinar Noah’s Ark Site. .. .. They are taking the sample in for further testing, and begin core drilling into the boat site in September. 5:38 PM · Sep 1, 2026 · 32.1K Views
So the US expedition's off to a good start, with full MAGA-professionalism. 

US Biblical Literalists Go to Turkey to Sit on a Rock and Fantasise.


                
   US Biblical literalist Lauren Witzke  

This stridently racist, xenophobic MAGA-christin lady seems to've bought new blue jeans and a new Meryka-meryka top to join an archaeological project in Turkey: (@LaurenWitzkeDE 15 Sept 2026)
Earlier this year in a landmark decision, Turkish officials voted unanimously to give a group of American Christians permits to study the remains of Noah’s Ark.

It’s been the greatest pleasure of my life to be a part of one of the most important scientific expeditions in world history (sic). American exploration in the Mountains of Ararat where creation (sic) began anew.

It’s been so surreal. The evidence is overwhelming. It’s all real. The Bible is real, the global catastrophic flood happened… and the researchers and scientists at Noah’s Ark Scans are going to prove it to the world.

The Durupınar investigation is a joint project between Noah’s Ark Scans and Prof. Dr. Cenker Atila, Professor of Archaeology at Sivas Cumhuriyet University in Turkey, who serves as President of the project./

GPR and ERT scans are finding organized corridors and patterns, and what appears to be a massive vessel beneath the surface with 3 tiers or layers.

Soil samples consistent with decomposing wood.

This is NOT a rock formation. Keep in mind it’s over 4000 years old and buried in mudflow.

Please consider chipping in to help us make the evidence irrefutable, and bring down the demonic teachings of evolution and Darwinism.

"GPR and ERT scans are finding organized corridors and patterns..." No, they are not. They are more likely finding fissures in a rock slab. Drawing outlines on a printout with a sharpie does not change the evidence - just the extent of your self-delusion. Duh.

"....and what appears to be a massive vessel beneath the surface with 3 tiers or layers", er, n-o-o-o.... It shows a slab of rock.

"Soil samples consistent with decomposing wood". Or donkey shit, bat shit, decomposing dead grass, actually anything with organic carbon in it [actually READ the report with the understanding high school sciences gave you]. 

"This is NOT a rock formation"  It sure as hell is not wood.

"Keep in mind it’s over 4000 years old and buried in mudflow". That all-American 'dating' comes from what?

Her illustration of this bowl-shaped round-bottomed vessel with no keel is from 2017 not a 2026 expedition:

Note the research agenda "to make the evidence irrefutable, and bring down the demonic teachings of evolution and Darwinism". The Noah's Ark story is related to neither of those things. What do they teach them in US schools? Critical thinking apparently not a lot.