Wednesday, 17 June 2026

Biondi Bollocks on The/A Flood at Giza


Italian boffin Filippo Biondi says that the Great Flood, the so-called "Zep Tepi", and the Giza pyramids are all connected. He told US podcaster Joe Rogan that "seawater salt" still stuck to the walls inside the Great Pyramid proves the entire area was flooded thousands of years ago. That same salt is the evidence that ties everything together with the mythological "first times" (Zep Tepi). "Two months ago, I went for the first time to visit the pyramids, and I found salt on the wall" and he said that this is proof that the entire area was flooded, which he suggests is supported by the fact that the shafts were flooded and filled with debris. This would mean that:

the pyramids were built sometime between Zep Tepi and the Great Flood, which could push their age back dramatically. The salt on the walls is ocean salt from when the sea rushed in over 11,000 years ago and filled the shafts with debris [...]. This changes everything we thought we knew about ancient history
. It further convinces me that this guy has some kind of mental condition that requires him to come out with firm "statements of fact" for purposes of self grndisation and attracting attention.
Salt is present in limestone and desert conditions for other reasons than an otherwise undocumented marine transgression.

Neal Sendlak ( @Gnosisinformant, May 21) and I are of the same opinion:
It's hard to tell if this guy is completely out of his mind or just a complete fraud who knows there are really stupid people in the world who will buy into his crap.

Monday, 15 June 2026

Myth as History



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Michael Button thinks (@MichaelButtonX )
At the end of the last Ice Age, sea levels rose by more than 120 metres. That's a drastic shift. An area of land *larger* than the United States disappeared beneath the ocean. But for the people living there, it must have felt like the world was slowly ending. Today, around 40% of humanity lives within 100 km of a coastline. Imagine London underwater. New York underwater. Shanghai underwater. If your homeland vanished beneath the ocean, what story would you tell your children? And what story would they tell theirs? Would it become a legend? A flood myth? A warning? One of the strangest possibilities in history is that some ancient myths may not be inventions at all. They may be memories.
If that is what this ancient-history-educated YouTuber believes, then it would advance discussion of his idea if he would write a proper book setting out a METHODOLOGY of using "the Greek Myths"(first he should define that term) recorded by say Apollodorus and Hesiod as a historiographical source. Not a video, a book with references.

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No doubt Button would start off with his favourite example of how Schliemann used Homer to find the real city of Troy(though in fact it was never lost). He might mention the examples of indigenous Australian myths that purportedly accurately describe coastlines from 10,000 years ago, or perhaps break down how Hesiod's Ages of Man compare to actual archaeological ages.

It is difficult to see how one could go much further with this. As I said a methodologist must strictly define what "The Greek Myths" means. Myth is not a single holy book. It is a messy, shifting web of oral tales. Myths mix real memories (though potentially selecdtive or biased retellings of them) with symbolic storytelling, religious lessons, and creative imagination. To use stories like those referring to the hackneyed topic of a Golden Age or global divinely-ordained catatrophes as history. Scholars cannot just take them at face value, especially by picking-and-mixing the bits of what must be treated as an internally coherent whole just because certain fragments seem to relate to extra-source evidence. First the discarded fragments need to be taken into account - by what methodology?

Using mythology as a straight historical record creates several major issues. Myths lack precise dates, there may be timeline distortion, various symbolic numbers may be assigned to events, how can a methodology separate these from actual dates derived from some kind of record if that record itself is neither explicit or extant? There may be exaggeration introduced for narrative or symbolic resons. Natural events get grander over time; a large local river flood becomes a global ocean flood that "covers the highest mountains". The story may have been symbolic, a parable, with characters and events often standing for ideas. A "Golden Age" might not be a real time period, but a literary tool to contrast a difficult present with a perfect, imagined past. Myths also may involve political rewriting. Rulers and priests often changed myths. They rewrote stories to prove they had a divine right to rule or to make their enemies look bad.

What kind of toolkit would be involved in trying to use myth as a historical source? In some cases they are the same that are in use for any written source first of all, establish the authentic text then apply the usual analystical tools (e.g., comparative mythology, textual criticism and source stratigraphy) followed by some form of cross-verification.

So how far would that get you? Let Mr Button show us. In the course of trhat, he may well discover why two centuries of study of these texts has pretty definitively already decided that they are not actually usable in the way he proposes. I wonder just how much of that debate (for example on the compilation of the first five books of the Old Testament and their relation to other Near Eastern - for exmple mesopotamian or Egyptian - documents) he is aware of? If he writes the book, we will find out.