Some People Never Learn (I)

A graduate of the US's Samantha Fulnecky schooling system Jimmy Corsetti (@BrightInsight6 Dec 21), "Investigator of Lost Ancient History"* reckons:

Establishment (sic) Archaeologists are going to be BIG mad over my upcoming video. See all this dirt, stone and rubble? Excavating Gobekli Tepe is a literal rubble removal project 💯 Archaeologists have SO many things wrong about this site, I think their heads are gonna explode 😂"

Namely:

"My latest video is now LIVE on YouTube [fire emoticon] "What They FOUND at Gobekli Tepe MUST be Addressed..." There was a significant discovery made at Gobekli Tepe in involving a human Statue, which raises many serious questions about what is one of the world’s oldest, most mysterious, AND arguably the MOST important ancient archaeological site on earth.

 Here's this allegedly "explosive" video....

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posted on YouTube by Bright Insight Dec 23, 2025

The crux of this revelation (Jimmy Corsetti @BrightInsight6 Dec 23):

"Ain’t no way whoever initially built Gobekli Tepe put this Statue here… Archaeologists absurdly claim this was a 12K yr old sacred offering to the Gods, deliberately placed under this sloppy wall of crude rubble as a gift… Give me a break. This was clearly REPURPOSED, and *not* a ‘votive offering’ worthy of the eminence of Gobekli Tepe and its sophisticated T-Pillars. SOURCE: Uh, just look at it and use your God given discernment, et al.

Oh, and Noah was real, and he and his three sons (Shem, Ham, and Japheth of the foundation myth) built this site as their post-Flood "altar" (where they heard the Lord's Testament) on the slopes of Ararat (the mountains of Urartu), including excavating out all the sunken special buildings and cutting, hauling and erecting all those "pillars" that gets Corsetti so orgasmic. I am sure there is a way this makes sense to him and his slackjaw followers among his Biblical-literal countrymen. Personally, I'm not so impressed by a self-professed "investigator of lost ancient history" who's not gone into the background of the book of Genesis and the stories, fables and made-up nonsense that it contains. I see no link with the (actual) Biblical narrative and the Sanli Urfa region. Corsetti does not enlarge on why he does, but he's several timres in the past referred to the "pillars with the pictures of animals on them" to Noah's Ararat-altar. So I do not know why "establishment archaeologists" are going to be "head-explodingly mad" over his repeated unsupported statements about what HE believes. Of the few archaeologists that pay attention, bemused maybe. Corsetti has no credibility because it is clear he does not know or understand what he's looking at. 

This is despite people telling him what the site consists of. Repeatedly. Including by people who actually dig there. Corsetti's latest provocatively arrogant response to that?

"Jimmy Corsetti @BrightInsight6 Dec 21
The walls are not original. I understand you think they are, but despite your credentials, you’re wrong and simply don’t understand what you’re looking at!"/ The T-Pillars are original. The sloppy crude walls are not.

He's been to the site, in his "danger mouse disguise", but was too busy posing to look all that closely at the stratigraphic relationships between the walls and the adjacent pillars, some of which are so clearly built INTO the walls that their bases stand on the lower courses. What a buffoon.

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